i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She broke both of her ankles trying to jump off the balcony. it's like every time she drinks she makes even more impressively bad decisions than the last time
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Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
It was a "my chaser needed a chaser" kind of night
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I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
he appreciated my fucking vagina for two hours he can appreciate my honesty
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
I can't wait to see you & have espresso-fueled sex
Just woke up beside some twink in a kilt.. how is your sunday going
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