I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
You got off, kissed my dick and whispered "stay hard" to it, puked and then got right back on top of me like nothing happened...
i just saw the eighteen different ways i could die and only after that did i realize i'd made a poor decision
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
You should've come to the party. It was like an identity parade of everyone you screwed last year.
Of course drinkings involved. They don't call it alcoholism because we eat too many skittles.
we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
Then you jumped in the pool because your were convinced the scratches on your neck from the cat were gills and you could breathe underwater.
Dave when you find that upper decker at your house its from me but its for Jill not you
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
Me and my girlfriend were watching porn together..... it got awkward cause I kept getting notifications from my family on Facebook
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
