I seriously need to stop naming my lingerie sets after the boys I wear them for. I seriously just asked mom if she put Brett in the dryer
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
Its ok we found him,,, He is in the bathroom trying to write his life story on a roll of toilet paper.
I think I'm about to have sex with a second person before noon hehehhe! You're welcome America.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
So I'm at the VFW tonight and the shot special here is straight 151 for 2 dollars. They must hate our livers
If they weren't representing Obama and the White House, they definitely would've punched me in the face.
I feel like I was dropped out of a helicopter. Through the propeller.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Ever since the Christmas fiasco of '08, I can no longer watch Rudolf the Red nosed reindeer without getting a hard on
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
I have bruises everywhere an I broke the lamp. So ya I'd considerate rough sex.
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