Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
how did you get vomit on both your shoulders. I mean think about it.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
the only thing coherent you said from what i saw of you is when you were throwing up, i asked if you were done and you just "uh huh you know what it is"
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
Well, I plan on starting the night dressed as little red riding hood. Then I plan on finishing the night dressed as a shit show in a red cape.
To my ex and my favorite mistake: I totally enjoyed hearing you have erectile disfunction via baby monitor!
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
Taking shots of gin by myself out of TMNT glasses and chasing with bites of chocolate cake. AMERICA.
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I gave my girlfriend a ring to celebrate our anniversary, she thought It was an engagement ring. Now im getting married and I don't know what to do.
HE'S FUCKING 19 YEARS OLD, HE CAN'T EVEN GET INTO A BAR WITH ME, WHAT MAKES YOU THINK I'LL LET HIM IN MY PANTS?!
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