As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
He has pizza coupons and a hammer next to his toilet.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
Every time I someone I meet again from that wedding it turns into the "Oh your the guy who puked in the hallway and passed out in front of the elevator."
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Okay, but that still doesn't explain all the glitter in my puke.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
My body isnt used to all this fresh air, sun and booze....ok well maybe just the fresh air and sun...its used to the booze.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Getting knocked up by someone with a good job and a big dick, okay. I can handle that. Getting knocked up by someone who sells dildos for a living and has a tiny dick, SOMEBODY is losing a pair of balls.
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