come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
Lets have the type of night where its 5am and one of us has definitely punched someone who has been on a Disney Channel show.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
I got my eyebrow ring humped out. How is that even possible?
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
He got me to hold his phone, wallet, keys and pants while he hooked up with another girl.
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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