Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
He gets you donuts, dinner, and booze consistently, who cares if he's cheating
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
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we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think they're German
Just say lederhosen and see what happens
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's not ok to announce to a group of people playing beer pong that a girl put her finger in your butt last night. I now know this
Guess who just enrolled into online classes at Hogwarts? This gal.
Can you please help mom and dad? Theyre trying to figure out Skype, and its like 2 cavemen finding fire.
So the tow truck driver didn't charge us because Ian convinced him that he was sent out by God to share his cocaine with us.
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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