just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
I'm pretty sure we've had sex a bunch more times than we've hugged. So hugs are weird when they happen.
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dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
SARAH B AND I ARE GOING TO GO HALFSIES AND BUY YOU A CAT. IS THAT OKAY. TO KEEP YOU COMPANY DURING THUNDERSTORMS SUCH AS THIS ONE. ITS BECAUSE WE LOVE YOU.
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
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Ugh he's so pretty though. He bit my face at the bar because I tried to steal his ID and I forgave him
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
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