But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Going abroad, it was like my vagina was in a candy store... a sweet sweet british candy store
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I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
Must've forgot to hang up with her when I was telling Josh I plan to pop champagne if I nail her tonight. She showed up with a bottle and said "only if we can toast it with Josh"
Nope we are at the ER my brothers crazyass neighbor kinda stabbed him in the neck. He's gonna be fine.
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So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
They had an Olympic theme party at her work yesterday. She brought home her fake gold medal and hung it on my cock after she rode me.
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
there is a naked boy in my bed & you just need to kick him out because i do NOT want to see him when i'm sober.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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