the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
He hasn't responded, but he probably just jizzed in his shorts again, so I'll give him time.
Ps I think male models just broke down outside or maybe gay German sex travelers
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
dude, i told you to rally, so you sprinted upstairs, knocked some girl down, and without missing a beat said, "not now bitch, im in the fucking zone" and took off
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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