Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
he kept whispering yes yes yes yes the entire 15 minutes. i almost wish it was a quickie.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
I feel bad cuz I was his ride home, but I didn't know I was going to have a religious experience with a guy in a cookie monster t-shirt. You can't plan for that shit.
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
Ya, It's probably because whenever I close my eyes I see a kitten playing a banjo.
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