so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
SEE! I KNEW I HAD A LONG-TERM REASON FOR BEING A SLUT!
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
He shattered his pelvis base jumping so his dicks out of commission for 4 months. Your up, second string.
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
Well I just woke up to no pants, Gatorade on the headboard along with an uneaten steak, and the instinct I was a giant asshole.
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
she threw up on her exam, awkwardly wiped it off with her sleeve and continued writing.
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
Remind me later when I want to buy more drinks that there's a 20 in my bra
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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