Im at strip club and am horny
Im in the beachers at wrigley listening to four lesbians debate the pros and cons of 2girls1cup. Success.
the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
Nothing better then waking up to multiple snap stories of people doing body shots of tequlia off of you
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
He’s disease free and drives a Porsche. What else does a girl need?
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