Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
I just heard a woman call her child a butt face. Repeatedly. He's crying now. I love walmart.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
He's coming over tonight...I really wish I didn't have my period right now...
I believe I'm witnessing the first time ever that you wished your period would NOT come....
If I go there, please come with. It will accelerate the lesbian rumor but be totally worth it.
You were screaming across the bar "BUYING US SHOTS ISN'T GOING TO MAKE US STRAIGHT, YA KNOW!!!!!!!!"
Some guy in lab is humming along to a Sara Barrilles song. Or maybe I'm just hearing the song echoing in his huge, gaping vagina.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
I had such a pleasant walk of shame. The sun was shining, I smiled at all the high school suckers who judged me on their way to school, and I made friends with an old guy and his dog.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
We weren't even through customs yet, and we got offered weed. You would love Jamaica.
He's very cute and has a totally sit-able face.
I just put poptarts in the toaster with the wrapper on, that's how hungover I am.
Can I send you a random dick pic? It's got a lightsaber tattoo
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