He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
they told me her nickname is "wizard sleeve"
pick me up NOW
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
The TA leading my study session just said "now get outta here. I need to get drunk before class"
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
i wish i could tell my students that all of their lessons plans were brought to them by captain morgan and diet coke. it's like seasame street, only for high schoolers being taught by a student teacher.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
We went the strip club and out of no where the waitress brings him over a quesadilla and a jäger bomb and says your usual!! He swore he had never been there before
I woke up with jello shots in pant pockets so I must've had fun
After we finished, she peed a little on my chest and told me she was "marking her territory". I didn't know if I should have been scared or aroused.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I threw up in the shower. I cleaned it all up and there is on mess at all. This hangover has become borderline religous. Powerful and life changing.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
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