i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I tried karate at age 7 and quit after realizing it conflicted with watching new episodes of "Full House."
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
He said I showed up in just my underwear and a bunch of towels I stole from the party I was at.
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
Okay well we need to be adults. We're gonna end up with diabetes or some shit.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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