i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
It was sunday, you had a camel back of bloody mary stumbling around a dog park with no dog.
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He's trying to impress me with how much money he makes. How does he know me so well?
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
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Any recommendations for how to tell your wife about the pics of her 19 yr old sister on a porn site without admitting you were surfing said porn site?
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Like sometimes I’ll be hangry but for dick
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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