your parents love me but you hate me
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
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Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
He licked the chalk off his shirt, then spat the Mountain Dew from his mouth onto the shirt and sucked on it. And thats him sober.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
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He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
It is officially settled in my mind that fuck the hot grad student is THE goal this year
I think I must have activated my bat signal.... All three of my FWBs contacted me today!
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
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