hell yes lets make some ravioli
do you remember how we all fit in that bathtub?
tequila
I am spending my child support on dildos
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
i just googled "alcohol delivery service". im combating drunk driving one lazy act a time.
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
it is a dangerous dangerous place where morals and dignity go to die and all your fantasies about men become reality.
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Uhm after 8 I don't recall anything. All I know is there's a picture of me playing pong with my grandmother.
Full disclosure. I fucked the fatty from work and shit is weird now.
We fucked so hard and loud that the everyone at the party downstairs starting chanting his name. Oh I we broke a lamp.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Just stopped at a cross walk because the light turned red 3 streets down. I'm way too high.
Randomize
