it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
So.. My internet got red-flagged at work because i did a search on "midigit strippers las vegas" This may be hard to explain...
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
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One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
My boyfriend's brother just got out of jail and he is already telling us to steal cable. Dude.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
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I'm about to smoke a joint alone, do you want to FaceTime and pretend you're smoking it too?
This is the beginning of the end. Testicle Tuesdays and free ball Friday are going to scar people for life
Dude that picute of your balls will haunt my nightmares
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Noo not in a booty call way, in a 'How are your abs and penis doing today?' sort of way.
Actually we have similar relationship styles aka no relationship... it could work
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