You were running around the house with a purple crayon asking people to call you harold..
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
I just heard the term negative masterbation and I don't believe it
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
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Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
I think a 5 ft pyramid of jello shots in honor of the egyptians is in order
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
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Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
this weekend took five years off my life and what was left of my dignity
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
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