What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
How do you say "I always respond to booty calls" when you give a guy your number?
I'm so used to throwing up its no longer a game of hanging over the toilet. Now it's just 'stand up, aim for the toilet, do my thing' then walk out
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Hey, it was your idea to keep her occupied with the barscanner on your phone.
you didnt need to give her a fucking sharpie. there are handmade barcodes everywhere. including my cock. fucker.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
I have a rage boner right now. An actual erection brought on by the amount of sheer hatred I have towards nationwide.
Can I use your baby to go shoplifting?
Well, let's just say, I got that eye patch like we were joking about
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
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