if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
Just had my first american. He tasted like freedom.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
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