yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
took 5 apple pie shots. caution: flames. not digestable.
I farted on Jack's balls last night. He got pissed and walked away cause he knew it was on purpose. I couldn't hold it in anymore.
Dude. Hurry up. They just blessed the tequila.
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
Legitimate logistical question....how did you pee in your duct tape dress?
He changed his profile picture to him as a baby. Definitely a turn off. This will help in my "don't-be-a-slut-endeavors"
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
Ok well hopefully you're not staging an intervention for me at your place because I'm bringing beers
Just pulled a Kenny Powers on a snowmobile
sex in a hospital.. check
New vibrator arrived today.
How was it?
Who are these wee mortals we call men?
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
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