i'm sick of taking my pants off and seeing a look of disappointment on the girls face. i want her to be frigthened
i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
I'm at the store buying plan b and vodka
the cocktail of hope
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I woke up with a picture of my dick as my background. still wondering if it was a good night or not.
So apparently I shook her hand very polite, said weiner and walked away
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
I'm functioning at the level of a challenged walrus.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
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It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
That freshman kid successfully snuck into a college party, got caught, proceeded to jump out of a second story window without getting a scratch then met up with us a block away and somehow managed to get a bottle of grey goose in the meantime. He is truly blessed by the alcohol gods
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
I screamed so bad because I thought he was going for my sandwich forgetting it was in my hand
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
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