if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
Amandyke just told me shes gonna make my tongue her cum rag. i'm borderline terrified
it's like sucking your thumb. only its not yours. and its a penis.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
You yelled "bananas are an excellent source of pottasium!"4 times in the middle of class. how do you not remember?
I don't even know what potassium is.
we found you under the sink... we opened up the doors and you told us to go away because you were playing indian in the cupboard
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
He's scared I want a relationship? How does texting him at three am and sleeping with four of my exes symbolize that?
My class coordinator for bio told us that the only thing we should do the night before an exam is to get laid. And then party down after the exam. I like him.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
But can mardi gras accurately capture the essence of my tiny rage?
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
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