dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
if i'm ever face-down on the ground puking again, promise me you won't try to braid my hair?
not totally sure where im at but i think i've definitely woken up on this couch before. bong on the coffee table looks familiar. should be able to find my way home
Someone just knocked jenga into a plate of cake. I'm licking off each piece one by one.
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
Took off my bra at the laundry mat to throw it in I am officially white trash
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
The time to say "now you can't go and be strange about this at work" is not as you are penetrating your coworker. NOW its awkward
Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
Get here now. There’s a guy dressed as Captain Morgan handing out miniature bottles of Captain Morgan.
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