Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
I wake up every morning and wish that I didn't have to wear a bra
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
YOU LET ME GO HOME WITH CREEPY RON JEREMY?!?
...and?
I hate when you're right.
i would never take his side over yours. you coulda gotten knocked up from another dude and i'd be right there next to you blaming it on him saying some shit like "his sperm were just too sub par for you" or "shoulda had a bigger penis"
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
you don't even have a vagina so you don't get to tell me what to put in mine
She made me pour olive oil on her.
I can't have the last guy who touched my vagina be my coworker.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
I'm sittin in my Hawaiian shorts watching the office eating cold asparagus. wow do I suck when you're not here.
I'm about to go get lunchables and alcohol. Take that adulthood
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