Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
just heard someone say they saw a guy puke while riding a bike across campus without stopping
I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
I cannot be this high in this house. This house has so many of my secrets in its walls.
OH HAPPY DAYS YOU'RE BOTH GINGERS YOU'LL REPRODUCE YOUR OWN KIND
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
We need to step in, this can't continue. The guy she went home with last night looked exactly like Count Olaf, right down to the unibrow.
Which version tho, Jim Carrey or Neil Patrick Harris?
THAT DOESN'T FUCKING MATTER, YOU DON'T FUCK COUNT OLAF!!!
where are my pants?
in the oven.
Quit bitching. I brought you a muffin.
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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