i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
He asked about stds. I told him I don't have any... which I don't. They are now called sti's. Whooopsie
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
I'm going to leave the fate of whether I go to my midterms up to my dealer hitting me up or not
Who's got a bloodstream full of margaritas by 2pm? Not you, that's for sure, because you've got one of those "real" jobs.
Lost another pound. Switching from beer to hard liquor did this body good.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
If I were you I'd use my green card to do more coke and less talking
I resisted the urge to announce that it looks like a big crystal butt plug
a guy just skateboarded past my window in a bunny suit while chased by a dog walker
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
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