Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
hell hath no fury like a questionably-gay best friend scorned
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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