"it" just moved
Luol and I just scored with two 40 year old married chicks. They dropped us off on the way to soccer prctic. The kids in the back were confused. Call me.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
I'm sweating so much right now i look like Whitney Houston
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
He has what he calls a "Ben Franklin". It's a pubic hairdo based on the man himself; long on the sides and bald in the middle.
Please hurry up and come back. This is so awkward. He's showing me banana videos.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
I was eating leftover taco bell in bed at 3 in the afternoon. I can't throw any stones
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
I bet I give better head than any other PTA mom.
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