By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
We had to coat check the pizza.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
Also, I've found a new way to get drunk at work for free. Everytime I make a bushwhacker and there's extra... I put it in a cup. Its the Never ending drink.
Look, I'm just saying, she looks like a troll and works indefinitely at a shitty Chinese restaurant, so me sleeping with her boyfriend is the least of her troubles...
I got stoned and explored ice caves with a guy who photographs dildos for a living. I win.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
As I was blowing him, he proceeded to tell me that his friend who I blew years ago gave me a five star review on my BJ skills. And, he agrees.
Atta girl.
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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