her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
Never ever ever ever ever ever give your number to a 30 year old at buffalo wild wings. Ever ever ever.
And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
He said that he had extra crunchy taquitos and wanted to go down on me.. I mean how could I say no?
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
If I didn't have booty calls, my apartment would never get clean
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