Ambien. No doubt about it.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I got home and laid by the toilet and then alexa laid in the bathtub and sang the preamble while kayla held my hair
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
Now I have the opportunity to have Chris Pratt or Channing Tatum?!? What a time to be alive.
Found your brother. He was passed out in the tub holding a bottle of Shatto milk wearing nothing but his tighty-whities.
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
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