She's JV to your varsity
Apparently mediocre decisions were made last night. I woke up alone in my own bed with my fridge defrosted.
And I didn't go to bed alone. I am buckets of fail.
If you borrow your friends real doll, should you wear a condom?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
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I'm going to buy you a pony but under one condition: you have to name it sarah jessika parker
She literally called herself a shamefully bad decision. Of course I slept with her. Best bad decision ever
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
Watched a women out our tannin salon literally fight police because she was getting arrested for trying to drunkenly fight the tanning salon owner...we need to step up our day drinking this is shameful.
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
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I swear to God, if you drunkenly correct my grammar one more time, I'm cutting you off.
i've now hooked up with two guys who have tattoos of their sister's names...so that's a reality i have to live with...
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
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