This is a mass text. Does anyone know what the hell the asian woman at the end of Napoleon Dynamite is doing in the movie
She is trying to turtle bite me and when I pull away she says just let it happen. Then she pulled a poptart out of nowhere
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I remembered to bring wine in a nalgene bottle, but I forgot sunscreen and water. I'm starting to question my life decisions.
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This isn't fair. Why can't sober me be good at bejeweled?
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
Everybody shut up a minute, we need to discuss how much nicer the world would be if pants weren't a thing.
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Still slightly drunk, sitting in Hyde park village. Two small children are dancing and singing "call me maybe" on the fountain in front of me. Am I hallucinating?
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so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
Talking to a customer about getting high and staring at glow in the dark wheels while there is a cop in the store. Just another day in Tampa
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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