Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
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Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I feel like everything in this room is sweating
I have a meeting at work in an hour, I'm so hungover going outside is NOT happening there are roads and shit I'll totally get myself killed.
Note to self: don't practice nerdy white girl dance choreography in the company bathrooms no matter how nice the huge mirrors and lighting are.
I praised you last night for winning a chug off...you thanked me with a ridiculously hard headbutt. Thanks dick.
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Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
my last search of the night was "the physics of green eggs and ham" what the fuck
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
He makes me want to cheat on my other 3 boyfriends..
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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