I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
this just has baby written all over it
the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
I just moved 6 traffic cones blocking a row of traffic. I got applause.
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
he cancelled our romantic dinner reservations so we could stay home and watch a Rocky movie marathon and order pizza. i know i should be upset but i think i'm kinda in love.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
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