i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
I mean I'm basically single. Or maybe just an asshole. Either way.
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
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He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
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He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
The one that slept in my truck and you peed in his face?
And then he peed in my hair
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