it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
You kept making up "snapple facts" every time you opened a beer.
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Ohmygod. I don't know if I can explain how great it'll be. I hope you don't mind Subaru sex
That guy is like a clown car of sexy. Just when I think I've seen it all, THERE'S MORE.
AND SOME IN THE TRUNK.
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
I'm eating Swedish fish out of my boobs and watching SOA.. There is no way your Tuesday night will be better than mine.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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