she sounds like chewbacca in bed
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
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she passed out facedown in my lap while I was playing piano. 11 years of piano lessons finally paid for themselves.
where are you?
Hypothermia
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
I gave him 3 xanax and recorded the ball drop. He's gonna think tonight is New Years.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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Until this weekend, a man hadn't made me orgasm since the night Obama was elected. Now THAT is change I can believe in.
THERE IS NOT ENOUGH CAPSLOCK IN THE HISTORY OF THE WORLD TO EXPRESS MY CURRENT STATE OF WHAT THE FUCK JUST HAPPENED
FACE TIME HER WHILE YOU GUYS BANG
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
It's like everybody loves Raymond but the total opposite and everyone wants him to die
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
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