I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
Just told my mom sparks is a health drink. Officially getting hammered on the way to the beach.
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
like when you break up with someone your virginity slowly starts to grow back & when it's done it's like ding ding ding you're ready to date again
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
Look, road flare archery was agreed on. We both accepted it was a shit idea sober, but did it drunk anyway.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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