I thought she had blonde hair
No, Gonorrhea actually
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
I find it ironic that homeless people are so good in bed
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
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he keeps his weed in a birkenstock shoe box. its like, we get it, youre from oregon.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
That bitch ruined vodka saturday
HE IS COURTING ME WITH CHINESE FOOD AND IT IS WORKING.
She tied her key to her bra the night before and couldn't get it off while trying to open the door this morning so she just took her bra off and let it tangle from the key while unlocking the door...the old Indian couple next door were shocked.
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i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I just tried to roll over and fell off the bed. I think that is the beds way of kicking me out
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
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