Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
just graduated on the spot on the quad where I vommed freshman year. full circle
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
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Our brains have an emergency blowjob override switch. You saw proof tonight.
One thing noone tells you about getting put in the drunk tank is do it barefoot. You get free flipflops.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Just woke up, shitty hungover, and realized that every article of clothing I slept in was backwards, bra included. Fuck you, gin. Fuck you.
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I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I have sent texts to the pizza delivery guy telling him he was beautiful. Oh and you almost got a ticket for pissing in public. And I smell like cheese.
Ha. Yeah that's all I found you with this morning. Butt ass naked w my robe across your lap and your arms thrown back in handcuff position.
I a very close black and white picture of my slightly erect penis and I blew it up put it in an art gallery for a show coming up and somebody bought it for 30 Grand!!!
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