ya dads aren't the best wingmen
looks like were buying each other an abortion for our one year present...
Just thought you should know in my puerto rico drunkenness yesterday I signed my dogs name on the bar tab. cruise = success
was it morally wrong to have used his girlfriends makeup after i fucked him?
i wanna meet her so much more now that I know she got toed in a hottub.
When did it become appropriate to call your mother the morning after? While still naked in bed? WHEN?!
He came when he saw that my nipples were pieced
spending my first valentines day single in 3 years blazed and eating heart shaped brownies i bought myself. WHO NEEDS A MAN.
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
Would you still love me if my nipple fell off?
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
It's shark week go big or go home
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
