There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
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he was playing drums on rock band as i poured bailey's into his mouth. tell me that's not a bonding moment.
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I'm FaceTiming Pizza Hut.
You're 34. You can't make guys wait till the third date anymore. Step it up!
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He saw one of my bras on the floor and said "damn you could eat soup out of this"
I had to ask him for a dick pic. Do you know how refreshing that was?
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I was grinding on my boss last night. So Monday will be fun. That's what's going on in my life right now.
I am not walking across campus just to give you a blow job in the hopes that in return i can study more efficiently.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
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