There was something that i liked about you, but you spent it
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
YOU CAN RENT MIDGETS ON CRAIGS LIST
I told you not to ruin your birthday surprise!
i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
There's a good chance a guy sucked off my right earring last night
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
Today's hangover is probably top 3 of all time. Just threw up in an envelope. I'm on the ferry and didn't want to get out to puke over the side because I thought I might fall in the river.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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