I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
It's refreshing to see you in something that is stained with something other than vomit and spilled alcohol.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Got a traffic ticket on the way home.. Literally cost me $171 to give him a blowjob. I swear the officer could smell the cum in my hair.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
Getting "I couldn't find the front door so I climbed in through window" drunk seems to be a habit of yours
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
At least I got steroids and a baguette out of the deal
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
How did I get up here...did jesus lift me up
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