Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
My roommate was eating ketchup out of a bowl. Get me the hell out of here.
Sex should be hot, sweaty, messy, and a little painful. At no point should it involve tiny rocks
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Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I knew us throwing ourselves at him back in the day would pay off. I'm gonna b a divorcees rebound. Score!
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I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
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But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Other than the whole stab wound in my leg thing, today was pretty good. The nurses all loved me and gave me a sandwich and juice.
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