I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
This wouldn't happen so much if fat girls would just stop being so damn easy.
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Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
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Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
She said my mask was creepy, took it off with her teeth, and proceeded to bite my neck. I love vampires.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
He got mad at you last time bc you tried to rap battle him via text. This is strictly business.
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
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