But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
It was ok at first, but now im getting freaked out by him jerking off to me doing yoga
he convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. he slurred every word. i think i found my prince charming.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
He tried to bang a 300 pounder last night. No joke. I shotgunned a tall boy in a bar cuz the bartender didn't crack the beer. Cant wait till Nashville.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
My lash glue is stronger than my sense of self respect
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
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