She thinks she is all that and a bag of skittles but I'm definitely not tasting the rainbow...
You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Can we dedicate this weekends marathon sexcapades to all the haters?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
I had to feed him the pizza because he was too blazed to do it himself
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
I offered the opportunity to grope my boobs for pints. Two girls took me up.
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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