This kristen chick is fuckin nuts. She's pyscho. She's a trainwreck. She carries baggage. She's... Perfect.
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
i dedicated my morning wood to you.
People Are Arguing Over This Guy’s Petty Reaction To Splitting Lunch With His Co-Worker
time for a it's-monday-night-and-this-week-is-gunna-suck-drink.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
Girl Logs Into Twitter Only To Find Out Her Dad Is Trending For The Most Outrageous Reason
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
That moment when you sit down to shit and someone is watching porn on the other side of the wall.
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