i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
sorry about last night, I don't know what happened but I woke up this morning and looked strikingly similar to courtney love, it had to be bad.
Only I would come home from a random banging with beer and watermelon
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
If anyone ask I'm rushing for brotherhood, not so that this bartender will suck my dick
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
when the officer asked him if he had been drinking, he just goes, "yeah, you?" then falls onto the table.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
Just yelled out loud for someone to buy me a drink, 30 seconds later random guy on grindr asks what I'm drinking.
There's a 98% chance your drink will taste like rohypnol
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Well, my family didn't see me in my drunken super slut state at Summerfest, so there must be a God.
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
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